doubleca5t:

trapny:

huffylemon:

???

She absolutely thought that was gonna be some kind of sick fucking burn but it was not

If I had a nickel for every time a prominent right-wing media figure tried to pull a sick burn on twitter and in doing so, inadvertently implied that they want to have sex with one of their biological parents I would have two nickels

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mewwon:

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sunglassesmish:

what’s happening with santa

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bicrowav-e:

[google search history]

what to do with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor

how to deal with drunken sailor early morning

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sukimas:

“you should be at the club” i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

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the-peculiar-bi-tch:

thememedaddy:

yeah lemme scan this qr code to a site i don’t know with who knows what kinda trackers so i can see what kinda burgers you got, hell no give me a physical goddamn menu loser

pandalavalamp:

saturnine-powerbomb:

saturnine-powerbomb:

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet

with somebody who loves me

Originally posted by yodaprod

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

Social anxiety has me thinking dumb stuff like “if I go in this store when they’re closing in an hour the employees will hate me and want to kill me” which is especially dumb to think bc I worked retail before, it’s only like the last 20 minute that they want to kill you

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catchymemes:

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